DISH NOW March 3rd, 2010

Jessica Simpson appears on the Oprah Winfrey show today to promote her new VH1 reality show, “The Price of Beauty,” and of course, the subject of John Mayer’s recent offensive “Playboy” interview came up. Mayer referred to Jess as “sexual napalm” and claimed an addiction to her in-bed romps, comparing it to an addiction to “crack cocaine.” Simpson briefly addressed her ex’s embarrassing revelations for the first time, saying, “I’m a little bit angry…I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.” Too late. Jessica also addressed her weight, which has gone up and down over the past year. She was the focus of ridicule when some unflattering pictures of her at a gig in “mom jeans” surfaced last year, and was referred to as “fat” in tabloids and on gossip blogs. The singer points out that she was only a size four at that time, and adds that she’s happy with her body now. “I’m not ever going to be a size zero, and I don’t want to weigh 90 lbs.”

If you thought you were a night behind last night when you turned on “Idol” and saw the guys performing, you weren’t. The guys and gals flipped this week due to a medical emergency with contestant Crystal Bowersox. Strangely enough, it was related to diabetic complications. (Former contestant Elliott Yamin is currently stranded in Chile without his insulin.) What the exact complication was isn’t known, but Bowersox was under strict doctor’s orders to rest yesterday evening and NOT perform. As a result, the top 10 men took the stage a day early, and the top 10 women will perform tonight.

IN CASE YOU MISSED AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT

AMERICAN IDOL
Michael Lynche sings 'It's A Man's Man's Man's World'	2:22
The judges love Michael's performance	1:55
Simon says Michael went from a pussycat to a lion	:26
John Park sings 'Gravity'	1:41
The judges wanted more from John's performance	1:51
Casey James sings 'I Don't Want To Be'	2:14
The judges aren't impressed with Casey's performance	2:39
Kara says Casey took two steps back for her	:34
Alex Lambert shares his made-up language	:24
Alex Lambert sings 'Everybody Knows'	1:53
The judges think Alex improved from last week	2:40
Simon says Alex was a 'million times better' than last week	:05
Todrick Hall sings 'What's Love Got To Do With It'	2:01
The judges don't like Todrick's song choice	2:37
Simon compares Todrick to a theme park singer	:40
Jermaine Sellers sings 'What's Going On'	2:04
Jermaine doesn't impress the judges	2:55
Andrew Garcia sings 'You Give Me Something'	1:54
The judges think Andrew could have done better	2:24
Aaron Kelly sings 'My Girl'	1:59
Aaron gets a mixed review	2:10
Simon tells Aaron he needs to look at Justin Bieber	:31
Tim Urban sings 'Come On Get Higher'	1:50
Tim gets a mostly negative review	2:34
Simon disagrees with the other judges and tells Tim that he did well	:47
Lee Dewyze sings 'Lips Of An Angel'	1:50
Lee gets a mostly positive review	2:27
Simon tells Lee he might be the one to beat	:43
Montage of the night's performances	3:17