Thursday, July 29, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 29TH, 2010


Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Mark Wahlberg FINALLY got his star on the walk of fame! YOU GO BOY. long over due if you ask me. He's the triple threat. He's hit music, modeling and acting in Hollywood and well I love him! Congrats to the first boy I ever liked! Dina Lohan wants the world to know that Lilo is not getting any special treatment. Rumor has it that girlfriend got to use a cell phone but Momma Lohan says absolutely not! Mel Gibson voicemails are now being released and at this point all I can do is laugh. He clearly is crazy, he clearly needs help and it is clearly funny as hell! Ok well back to Mark Wahlberg! Love you boo congrats!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 28TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening. MTV has declared that today is International Snooki Day! Wtf is the world coming to? Reality TV is taking over and why do people love this girl so much? I'm sorry but I have yet to jump on the Snooki train. Rachel Uchitel ran away from celebrity rehab after just one day of filming. It seems girlfriend can't stand the heat of talking about her issues. Producers did manage to get her to return but she can't talk about Tiger so what the hell else is there to talk about? And the rumors continue to swirl over who will replace Simon Cowell on American Idol. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson have both been added to short list of possibilities. I wish the show would just end. American Idol needs Simon like I need Oxygen. Seriously wth are they thinking! I love you Simon!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 27TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Rihanna is going to make her acting debut and can I just say that this sounds like a recipe for disaster! Stick to what you know Riri! sing girl, just sing. The movie has no real big names and Rihanna, yeah I will pass. MN girl Brittani Senser has cast Levi Johnston in her music video! Well somebody has to take care of Sarah Palin's family hehe! Good job Brit!!! Joshua Jackson made a funny ass video spoofing Comic-Con and Dawson Creek fans will love it. check it out below! It's pretty slow in Hollywood but that's what happens when Lindsay Lohan is in jail and Britney is behaving lol!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 21ST, 2010



Hey Hollywood here's whats happening! Britney Spears has been named as the best selling female artist of this decade and to that I say DUH!!! IT'S BRITNEY BITCH! what did you expect? Girlfriend still remains on top no matter what. Lover her! Michael Lohan allegedly kicked his fiance Kate Major in the face after knocking her off a chair. And you wonder why Lindsay's screwed up! Well he claims he argued with her but didn't beat her up. I claim BS! Christina Applegate is Preggers! CUTE Kelly Bundy :) Congrats to a woman who has been through a lot!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 20TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Today is doomsday for Lindsay Lohan as she turned herself in to begin serving her 90 day sentence. I have no idea if she will make it through but I hope she gets it together and this seems like the only way...sad but true. The Jersey Shore cast are getting PAID! and I mean real paid. Season 2 kicks off on July 29th but when season 3 starts up the cast will make about 30,000 per episode HOLY GTL! That's Gym, Tan, Laundry for those of you who don't watch the show. Mel Gibson is said to be returning to Australia with his wife of 30 years. Um hello lady he's crazy why would you ever and I mean ever accompany him over seas? She must think all these leaked tapes and pictures of abuse are a joke. I seriously am more disgusted by this than anything else I have read with this whole Mel Gibson ridiculousness. I'd be happy if I never heard another Mel Gibson story again!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 15TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Mel Gibson needs to be committed point blank, I seriously cannot take another recorded conversation leak! he's truly lost it. Listen to the craziness! Beware it's not pretty! Lindsay Lohan has checked into a sober living facility but I really don't think it will buy her any leeway! Sorry hun a day late and a dollar short. She has also hired Robert Shapiro as her new Lawyer...talk about pulling out the big guns! Shaq is set to take on Justin Bieber in a dance contest and if Biebs loses millions of girls will kill Shaq so this could get interesting :) It's all for the next season of Shaq VS. It could be pretty funny so I might check it out.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 7TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Lindsay Lohan drama continues on with the realization that girlfriend had Fu*k U on her nails while in court and the pictures are all over the place. Lindsay is shocked at her sentence but she better get over it cuz it doesn't look like it's going to change. Kendra opens up about her sex life with Hugh Heffner in her new book EWWWW! So much for thinking it was all fake, she admits to having sex although it didn't last long. Katy Perry doesn't like the way Miley Cyrus dresses but she shouldn't really talk hello your the one riding naked on a cloud in your latest video. Stars, don't they just crack you up!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 6TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood, here's what's happening! Lindsay Lohan is in court today for her probation violation hearing but there is no ruling yet. There has been some drama throughout the day though. She was served with papers when she got to court for another law suit...talk about bad luck ! Daddy Lohan also crashed the party even though he was clearly not wanted there. The Twilight Eclipse cast did make good on there promise and crashed movie screenings all over! K Stew and Robert Pattinson touched down in LA and Charlie Bewley hit up Rosedale AMC right here in the Twin Cities! Whoo Whoo. Yea I'm such a Twihard. Jake and Vienna went at it last night during the break up interview and it was not pretty at all. They hate each other and that was evident and uncomfortable!

Friday, July 2, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 2ND, 2010

Hey Hollywood! Here's what's happening. Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 24th birthday last night and rumor has it while she was out partying a waitress who was obviously not too fond of her punched her in the face...LOL! What a nice birthday present bahahahaha! Paris Hilton got arrested for trying to smoke up at the world cup. I love that crazy girl, she thinks she can do anything. Apparently the drama has all been ironed out but it's funny that she doesn't fear authority. Some idiot woman is actually going to marry Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis and I know I am not alone when I call this girl a damn fool. Seriously why!? Well I guess there's someone for everyone but EWWWW!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

DISH NOW JULY 1ST



Hey Hollywood, here's what's happening! Elin Woods will get the 750 million she was seeking! And that will make her the richest ex wife like ever! OMG! that's a whole lot of money! The Twilight stars will be stopping by random theatres to greet fans so you may just run in to Robert Pattinson :) Keep your eyes open ladies! OMG THIS IS THE BEST! It looks like Chris Brown may have been fake crying during his Michael Jackson Tribute at The BET awards. This is the funniest and saddest thing I ever heard. How are you gonna fake cry over the King of Pop! wow. I really hope this isn't true or Chris Brown will get quite the back lash. But it makes me laugh...Kid can't catch a break bahahahahahaha!