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DISH NOW AUGUST 25TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab...SHOCKER! yeah we kinda thought this was gonna happen. Celebrities...man they never really have many repercussions. Kim Kardashian said she would date Justin Bieber if he were legal because he has swag. Inappropriate much? She can get away with anything because she's ridiculously hot LOL. Timbaland is clearing up rumors that he tried to commit suicide saying that was never gonna happen and it was all a misunderstanding. What's up with all these celebrities and suicides? clearly money isn't everything!

DISH NOW AUGUST 23RD, 2010

DISH NOW AUGUST 11TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening. With Lindsay in rehab, Britney on her best behavior and Michael Jackson gone :( Hollywood has officially hit a slow point. We've been bombarded with Levi Johston news and now today's big story is John McCain saying Snooki is too pretty for jail. Listen up Hollywood, get it together. If that means Brit Brit needs to have a melt down or Reggie and Kim need to get back together then so be it! How am i supposed to do my job when all you celebrities want to behave or go to rehab LOL! Awwell, there's always tomorrow :)

DISH NOW AUGUST 10TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Singer Fantasia Barrino from American Idol tried to commit suicide last night! Talk about craziness. Girlfriend has been carrying on an affair with a married man and supposedly there is a sex tape and apparently all that drama was too much for her! She is stable now but clearly needs help. Kim Kardashian and Reggie got into a heated argument at their friends wedding. Security actually had to step in and send them home in separate cabs...ok embarrassing. Grow up guys! Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Alaska and no I am not joking... What a douche but hey he's getting Minnesota Girl Brittani Senser a lot of attention so that makes me happy! You go Brittani!

DISH NOW AUGUST 5TH, 2010

Hello Hollywood! Quite the slow day but here's what's happening. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have baby fever! They want them ASAP. That's cute but is it just me or do you think they will have some freakishly big babies lol. Either way congrats guys get to work :) Rumor had it that The Beach Boys were suing Katy perry over "California Gurls" because like a million years ago they had a song called "California Girls." Beach Boy Mike Love came out today and said not happening and that they are really happy for her success. Don't try to jump on girlfriend's success! Get this a woman caught her husband cheating on facebook when she saw his WEDDING photos! whaaaaaat!!! check out the video below

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DISH NOW AUGUST 4TH, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening. Brett Farve is still wavering as if that is something new. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND GRANDPA! oh and by the way rumor has it he sent a Maxim model pictures of his man parts...um YUCK! Damn these cheating atheletes. Tila Tequila has signed on to do a porn! Now this does not surprise me at all. Swizz Beatz owes the IRS a whole lot of money like 2.4 million to be exact! Not a good look for the newly wed. I sure hope Alicia Keys knew about this before they got married. Today the president is 49! Happy Birthday OBAMA!

DISH NOW AUGUST 3rd, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Justin Bieber is NOT writing a memoir but did get nominated as Best New Artist for the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards congrats Biebs! There will be a Michael Jackson CD released and some people are very upset about it including Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas. I say, I want more MIKE! bottom line. Lindsay did a spread with Maxim wearing her ankle bracelet and girlfriend looks good :) but then she opens her mouth and says she maybe wants to adopt an orphan. Girl you can't even take care of yourself carry on without those far fetched ideas please! Oh lord I love Hollywood!

DISH NOW AUGUST 2nd, 2010

Hey Hollywood here's what's happening! Alicia Keys married Producer Swizz Beats over the weekend and girlfriend looked beautiful. Congrats to the happy couple...hope everything is drama free from here on out. Katy Perry bought Russel Brand an interesting birthday gift-a trip to outer space. Yes weird but it seems appropriate for them. They are kinda weirdos. DONT FORGET WE ARE SENDING YOU TO SEE KATY PERRY SO LISTEN ALL WEEK! Eminem continues to kick ass on the charts! His album is really good. VERY angry but really good. Congrats Slim Shady. Lindsay Lohan is out of jail and in rehab, rumor has it she has a meth addiction but I am not buying it-cocaine yes, meth not our Lilo! Lady Gaga is naked on Vanity Fair and admits to doing cocaine a few times a year. That doesn't surprise me one bit! strange strange girl! The pregnant man had another baby and I am not even gonna lie, that makes me real uncomfortable. I just don't get it and I am as liberal as they come! It's monday and it looks like it's gonna be a good week in HOLLYWOOD WHOO WHOO!